Having an apartment on the top floor in a building that's also up on a hill is just great. You get a lovely view of your surroundings, a constant gentle breeze that keeps the apartment cool on hot summer days and a canopy level view of natures backyard and err... bedroom as well.
Over the summer I've been pretty entertained by the antics of a couple of neighborhood squirrels. But over the past month or so the daily games by the pair have turned into more than just innocent tag. Yeah, I've heard that bunny rabbits are pretty horny but from what I've been seeing through the window for the past couple of weeks, these squirrels probably leave the bunny rabbits far behind. They've been at it almost every morning and I think it's about time they got a room!
The frisky female (TFF): "Hi there handsome!"
The macho male (TMM): "Hey sexy! Does my poofy tail turn you on?"
TFF: "Come get me tiger... I mean Poofy"
TMM: "I'm too sexy for my tail, too sexy for my tail... "
And all your sods who are thinking "You pervert!" right now - NO I wasn't specifically trying to catch them in the act. They just started "doing it" while I was trying to catch them at play.
BTW... next time you're in the mood to try out something adventurous, try the Wild Squirrel Sex. It's pretty good.
Over the summer I've been pretty entertained by the antics of a couple of neighborhood squirrels. But over the past month or so the daily games by the pair have turned into more than just innocent tag. Yeah, I've heard that bunny rabbits are pretty horny but from what I've been seeing through the window for the past couple of weeks, these squirrels probably leave the bunny rabbits far behind. They've been at it almost every morning and I think it's about time they got a room!
The frisky female (TFF): "Hi there handsome!"
The macho male (TMM): "Hey sexy! Does my poofy tail turn you on?"
TFF: "Come get me tiger... I mean Poofy"
TMM: "I'm too sexy for my tail, too sexy for my tail... "
And all your sods who are thinking "You pervert!" right now - NO I wasn't specifically trying to catch them in the act. They just started "doing it" while I was trying to catch them at play.
BTW... next time you're in the mood to try out something adventurous, try the Wild Squirrel Sex. It's pretty good.
7 comments:
Fabulous one!!!!
and err.. thanks for the advice I guess..;-)
that was funny..disturbingly so, considering you caught that on camera, but nevertheless, quite funny...=)
Wow.. i dont know whether to be amused or disturbed. you know you're pushing the boundaries of blogging when you end up with squirrel porn :)
Good one though. it was the first post i read this morning, and now i'll just be grinning through the day, and feelin like a perv FOR grinning :)
this is sooo ironic bcoz yesterday out of nowhere there was nothing to watch on tv and the only thing pretty ok was sex and the city and there was a scene where a dog gets banged on the street of one of the characters...and today the first blog post i read talks abt squirrel sex..wow why am i getting so much exposure to animal sex??? hehehe anyways why dont you build them a nice house on top of the trees! they would be soo thankful
Dude what's all this? You've turned into squirrel paprazzi?
LD: Thanks! By advice you mean the cocktail recipe right? I think I should word in a disclaimer somewhere just in case someone decides to go try it "out on a limb" ;)
PP & t: To be truthful... I feel quite disturbed about it my self. But made you guys smile didn't I :P
parthi: I should give your suggestion some serious thought. Maybe I could charge an hourly rate for usage. I guess I'll get paid in acorns though :(. Wonder what the current exchange rate is for acorns...
specralcentroid: Hee hee... I guess if grad school doesn't pan out I could use this to build up a portfolio to get a job in some tabloid.
good SHOT :-)
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